Silent Night My Ass 15 Ounce Mug - Limited Edition
Four elves. One mortar tube. Zero chill.
Welcome to the North Pole’s most unhinged fire team — the Mistletoe Mortar Platoon. They’re undertrained, over-caffeinated, and fully authorized to deliver holiday cheer via indirect fire.
This 15 oz mug features the tactical trio loading a peppermint-striped round into a questionably safe artillery system, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like danger close on your grandma’s fruitcake.
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15 oz ceramic mug
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Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Probably too powerful for civilian kitchen use
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ARC-tested. Veteran-approved.
- In stock, ready to ship
- Backordered, shipping soon
Military, First Responder. & Teacher discount available in cart.
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