Funny Coffee Mugs: 30 That Are Actually About Your Job

Short answerThirty funny coffee mugs, most of them $19.99, printed in house in Charlottesville. The military and veteran ones are the specific kind of funny that only lands if you did the job. The corporate ones land if your week is mostly other people’s emergencies. Every one on this page can go straight in your cart.

A funny mug is a small, cheap way of telling everyone in a shared kitchen exactly what your job is like without having to say it out loud. That is the whole product category and it is a good one.

The ones that work are specific. A generic joke about needing coffee is fine. A joke about being the person who fixes problems they did not create is better, because it is true of somebody and that somebody recognises it immediately. Everything below is sorted by who it is actually for.

If you did the unglamorous half of the job

The ones people who actually served recognise without explanation.

ARC Shield 15 Ounce Mug

ARC Shield

$19.99

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Amateurs Study Tactics, Professionals Study Coffee 15 Ounce Mug

Amateurs Study Tactics, Professionals Study Coffee

$19.99

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America's Spam Filter Patriot 15 Ounce Mug

America's Spam Filter Patriot

$19.99

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Behoove 15 Ounce Mug

Behoove

$19.99

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Foreign Aid 15 Ounce Mug

Foreign Aid

$19.99

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Front Toward Synergy 15 Ounce Mug

Front Toward Synergy

$19.99

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NSDQ NightStalker 15 Ounce Mug

NSDQ NightStalker

$19.99

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Resupply Everyone Deployed 15 Ounce Mug

Resupply Everyone Deployed

$19.99

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The Lower The Rank, The Better The Idea 15 Ounce Mug

The Lower The Rank, The Better The Idea

$19.99

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Venezuela 15 Ounce Mug

Venezuela

$19.99

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If your day is mostly other people’s emergencies

Corporate life, described accurately.

Grateful to Announce I'm Thrilled to be Humbled 15 Ounce Mug

Grateful to Announce I'm Thrilled to be Humbled

$19.99

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HR is a Communist Plot 15 Ounce Mug

HR is a Communist Plot

$19.99

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I Fix Problems I Didn't Create 15 Ounce Mug

I Fix Problems I Didn't Create

$19.99

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I Turn Red Bubbles Into Green Bubbles 15 Ounce Mug

I Turn Red Bubbles Into Green Bubbles

$19.99

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My KPI Is Looking Busy 15 Ounce Mug

My KPI Is Looking Busy

$19.99

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Status Update: Dumpster Fire 15 Ounce Mug

Status Update: Dumpster Fire

$19.99

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We Solved The Problem By Renaming It 15 Ounce Mug

We Solved The Problem By Renaming It

$19.99

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If it is really just about the coffee

No subtext. You want coffee and you want people to know it.

Coffee Fuels My Sarcasm 15 ounce mug

Coffee Fuels My Sarcasm

$19.99

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Coffee. Mission. Repeat. 15 Ounce Mug

Coffee. Mission. Repeat.

$19.99

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I Love the Smell of Coffee In the Morning 15 Ounce Mug

I Love the Smell of Coffee In the Morning

$19.99

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Not Enough Coffee for This Bullshit 15 Ounce Mug

Not Enough Coffee for This Bullshit

$19.99

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Shower With My Love 15 Ounce Mug

Shower With My Love

$19.99

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The Coffee Is Warm 15 oz Mug

The Coffee Is Warm 15 oz Mug

$19.99

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Weak Coffee Makes Weak People 15 Ounce Mug

Weak Coffee Makes Weak People

$19.99

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The logo ones, for people who do not want a punchline

Same mug, no joke on it.

Aerial Resupply Logo Coffee Mug

Aerial Resupply Logo Coffee Mug

$19.99

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American Flag ARC Alternative Logo 15 Ounce Mug

American Flag ARC Alternative Logo

$19.99

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Black and Tan ARC Alternative Logo 15 Ounce Mug

Black and Tan ARC Alternative Logo

$19.99

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Or take the whole set

Four mugs, one box. Cheaper than buying them one at a time and it solves a gift problem in a single click.

The Daily Objective 4-Pack Mugs

The Daily Objective 4-Pack

$69.99

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The Staff Section 4-Pack Mugs

The Staff Section 4-Pack

$69.99

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The Corporate Reintegration 4-Pack Mugs

The Corporate Reintegration 4-Pack

$69.99

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One thing worth knowing. These are printed in house, which is why we can make a mug about a joke only a couple of thousand people would get. It also means they are hand wash only. A dishwasher will take the print off, and we would rather tell you now than replace it later.

What you are actually getting

Detail What it is
Size 15 oz ceramic, standard mug shape
Price $19.99 singles, $69.99 for a 4-pack
Printing Done in house in Charlottesville, Virginia
Care Hand wash only. No dishwasher.
Free shipping Orders over $50, so two mugs and a bag of coffee clears it

Which one should you actually buy?

If it is for you, buy the one that made you exhale through your nose. That reaction is the entire product test.

If it is a gift, buy the one about their specific job rather than the one about coffee. I Fix Problems I Didn’t Create outsells everything else on this page, and it is because everybody knows exactly who to give it to.

Questions people actually ask

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?

No. They are printed in house and the print will not survive a dishwasher. Hand wash only. We would rather say that plainly than have you find out.

What size are the mugs?

15 ounces, standard ceramic mug shape. The tumblers are 20 ounces and listed separately.

How much do the mugs cost?

$19.99 for a single. The 4-packs are $69.99, which works out cheaper per mug and arrives in one box.

Do you offer free shipping?

Orders over $50 ship free. Two mugs and a bag of coffee clears it, as does any 4-pack.

Can you make a custom mug?

We print in house, so custom and bulk runs are possible. Contact us through the site with what you have in mind.

Which mug sells the most?

I Fix Problems I Didn’t Create, by a wide margin. The ones about being handed somebody else’s mess consistently outsell generic coffee jokes.

A mug is a twenty dollar way of putting your actual job on the counter where everyone has to look at it. Pick the one that is about you, or the one about the person you are buying it for.

If this is what you drink every morning, buying it one bag at a time is the expensive way to do it. A subscription runs about sixty six cents a mug and the first order is 30% off, applied automatically with no code to enter.

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