Some mornings you are already behind before your boots hit the floor. The plan changed twice overnight, the inbox is stacked, and the day has not officially started yet.
This is the mug for those mornings.
There's not enough coffee for this bullshit. That is not a complaint. It is a situation report.
Fifteen ounces of ceramic that says what you are thinking before you have had the caffeine to say it out loud. Fill it, wrap both hands around it, and go handle the nonsense on your terms.