A Message from The Hammer

Step into the world of satire and military precision with a personalized video message from Colonel (Retired) Buck “The Hammer” Thomas! Known for his no-nonsense humor and larger-than-life persona, The Hammer delivers customized messages packed with wit, charm, and just the right amount of grit. Whether it’s a birthday shoutout, a congratulatory pep talk, or a hilarious roast, The Hammer is ready to make your friends or family laugh, smile, or stand at attention (in good fun, of course).

Each video is approximately 30 seconds of unforgettable entertainment, tailored to your specifications. Simply tell us who the recipient is, include any special notes or inside jokes, and let The Hammer handle the rest. Delivered directly via email or text, these satirical gems are perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp humor and military-style banter.

How it works:

1. Submit Your Request: Provide the recipient’s details and any specific message or notes for The Hammer to include at checkout. You can also reply to the order confirmation email with any specifics that you wish to include.

2. Receive Your Video: Your custom message will be sent directly via email or text to the recipient. Remember to include your phone number or contact info when requesting the video. Don't make The Hammer track you down.

Video delivery will be within 3-5 Business Days.

3. Spread the Laughter: Watch the magic unfold as your friend or family member enjoys their personalized, one-of-a-kind message.

Get ready to laugh, salute, and maybe even feel a little more disciplined—The Hammer’s got your back!