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You're in.
You found the secret menu. Most people never will.
This is the off-menu shelf. Mugs and shirts that aren't on the website and aren't coming back to it. Here until they sell through. Then they're gone for good.

HR is a Communist Plot 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Coffee Fuels My Sarcasm 15 ounce mug
$19.99

I Love the Smell of Coffee In the Morning 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Weak Coffee Makes Weak People 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Logistics Wins Wars Sunset Logo 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Behoove 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Front Toward Synergy 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

America's Spam Filter Patriot 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

America's Spam Filter Patriot T-Shirt
$29.99

American Flag ARC Alternative Logo 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Grateful to Announce I'm Thrilled to be Humbled 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

ARC Patch Tee - Women's
$29.99

ARC Emblem T-Shirt Women's
$29.99

Foreign Aid Women's T-Shirt
$29.99

NSDQ NightStalker Women's T-Shirt
$29.99

We Feel Bad For Your Fish Review T Shirt
$29.99

Black and Tan ARC Alternative Logo 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

Amateurs Study Tactics, Professionals Study Coffee 15 Ounce Mug
$19.99

The Daily Objective 4-Pack Mugs
$69.99