Aerial Resupply Coffee Presents
What Color Crayon
Are You?
A totally scientific personality assessment for United States Marines. Seven questions. Four colors. Zero wrong answers — except blue. Blue is probably wrong.
Question 01 / 07
You're at a mandatory fun day and the CO is flip-flopping his sandals. What color is your internal monologue?
Question 02 / 07
You see a Boot wearing a "Marine Dad" shirt because it was the only clean laundry he had. What color is the ensuing non-judicial punishment?
Question 03 / 07
The JAG officer tells you that "technically" you can't do that. Which color best represents your "watch me" energy?
Question 04 / 07
It's 0200 on barracks duty and a pizza delivery guy is trying to enter without an ID. What color is your power trip?
Question 05 / 07
You're offered a "Career Progression" talk by the Career Planner. What color is your immediate exit strategy?
Question 06 / 07
You find a single, unopened MRE Jalapeño Cheese Spread in the bottom of your sea bag. What color is this miracle?
Question 07 / 07
The Sergeant Major is walking toward you and your hands are in your pockets. What color is your heart rate?
Your Crayon Color
Has Been Determined.
Has Been Determined.
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