Jargonorrhea 15 Ounce Coffee Mug

Kickstart your morning standup with a robust, enterprise-grade caffeine delivery system engineered for maximum synergistic beverage optimization. This 15 oz ceramic powerhouse is microwave-compatible, dishwasher-resilient, and ergonomically designed to facilitate seamless, cross-functional hydration enablement. Whether you’re circling back, pivoting, or leveraging low-hanging fruit, this mug ensures continuous caffeination throughput without disrupting your agile workflow.

Bottom line? It’s the only vessel capable of handling the overflow of buzzwords and burnt-out ambition—because if you have to endure another “thought leadership” session, you might as well be caffeinated.

Made in America.

*We recommend that you keep 14 ounces of coffee in this at all times. Wash carefully with more coffee.