Silent Night My Ass 15 Ounce Mug - Limited Edition

Name: Silent Night My Ass 15 Ounce Mug - Limited Edition
Brand: Aerial Resupply Coffee
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

White mug with cartoon elves holding a weapon and a bomb, with text 'Silent night, my ass' on a white background.

$19.99

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Four elves. One mortar tube. Zero chill.

Welcome to the North Pole’s most unhinged fire team — the Mistletoe Mortar Platoon. They’re undertrained, over-caffeinated, and fully authorized to deliver holiday cheer via indirect fire.

This 15 oz mug features the tactical trio loading a peppermint-striped round into a questionably safe artillery system, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like danger close on your grandma’s fruitcake.

15 oz ceramic mug
Microwave safe, hand wash only
Probably too powerful for civilian kitchen use
ARC-tested. Veteran-approved.

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Why It Beats The Mug You Have

Made To Be Read

The design is the point. Somebody across the table sees it and has to decide whether to say something.

Built For Daily Use

Real weight, a handle you can get your fingers through, and a finish made for the desk rather than the shelf.

Hand Wash Only

The one rule that matters. Warm water and thirty seconds, and the print outlasts everything else on your desk.

Questions, Answered

No. Hand wash only, and this is the one rule that actually matters. A dishwasher will strip the print off in a few cycles and there is no fixing it after that. Warm water, soap, thirty seconds, done.

The ceramic mugs are. The stainless tumblers are not, for the same reason no metal goes in a microwave.

Most of the ceramic mugs are 15 ounces, which is a full pour with room left before it sloshes. The ARC logo mug runs 18 ounces and the insulated tumbler runs 20. The size is listed in the description on every one.

Hand washed, no. What kills these is a dishwasher and abrasive scrubbing, in that order. Skip both and it stays sharp.

Mug if it lives on a desk and you want to smell the coffee. Tumbler if it rides in a truck, sits on a job site, or has to still be hot two hours later. The tumbler is laser etched rather than printed, so there is no ink to wear.

Yes. Details and verification are on the military and first responder discounts page.