Army Declares Hunger a Training Objective After Fort Cavazos DFAC Runs Out of Meat… Again
Fort Cavazos soldiers are being fed less, and being told it’s building resilience.
Fort Cavazos, TX - In a move that has drawn both criticism and confusion across the force, officials at Fort Cavazos have announced a new “Combat Nutritional Readiness” directive aimed at reinforcing “discipline through dietary resilience” following repeated failures at on-post dining facilities.
The announcement follows the latest in a series of food service breakdowns at the installation, where the some Fort Cavazos DFACs have been closed for months due to HVAC issues, and the remaining operational facilities, previously considered the “better option”, has reportedly failed to provide complete meals for weeks.
DISAPPOINTMENT
On Monday, the lunch menu consisted of boiled hot dogs (without condiments), hardened potato wedges, and hamburger buns—served without any actual hamburger patties. Soldiers described the meal as “an insult wrapped in a starch blanket.”
“There was no meat. Just… vibes,” said SPC Alejandro Ruiz, assigned to 3rd Cavalry Regiment. “I took a bite out of my hot dog bun and I swear I tasted morale leaving my body.
COMMAND TEAM RESPONSE
In response, 1st Brigade leadership held a town hall Tuesday morning to address concerns. Command Sergeant Major Kevin Blunt stated the situation presented “an opportunity for soldiers to build grit through controlled caloric adversity."
“We are shifting to a warrior-focused dietary model,” Blunt explained. “Real combat doesn’t come with ketchup and napkins. This is about readiness.”
He then reportedly bit into a raw onion in front of the formation and ended the meeting without taking questions.
POWERPOINT GONE WRONG
While the Army has not formally adopted “hunger” as a doctrinal line of effort, an internal slide deck obtained by ARC News outlined a pilot program entitled Operation Stomach Steel. The program proposes a reduction in daily caloric intake to “heighten tactical focus” and “replicate realistic field conditions, even in garrison."
Reaction from the rank and file has been swift.
“So let me get this straight,” said CPL Tiana Hughes, “they’re starving us to simulate stress, but they still expect 540s on the ACFT and green MEDPROS across the board? I joined for college money, not a social experiment.”
Unofficial efforts to circumvent the dining facility issues have already taken hold. One unit has reportedly established an underground food-sharing network—nicknamed “Task Force DoorDash”—leveraging Cash App, cooler bags, and NCO-protected delivery drop zones.
E4 Mafia STrikes
Meanwhile, Fort Cavazos Public Affairs has confirmed rumors of a DFAC breakaway sect forming inside the barracks. Known only as The Fasted Few, the group preaches that true warfighting clarity is found not in nourishment, but in the euphoric delirium of day-four hunger. Their core belief: “He who chews not, sees all."
Wearing improvised robes made from brown MRE cardboard sleeves and using empty chili mac packets as ceremonial flags, the group reportedly meets nightly behind the motor pool to chant “No meat, no master” while eating air and staring directly into floodlights.
Leadership initially dismissed the movement as “just another barracks cult,” until one of its founding members, a former culinary specialist turned prophet, walked into the S3 shop and declared, “I have transcended the DFAC. I now feed on grit alone.
Attempts to disband The Fasted Few have so far failed, with one First Sergeant returning from the confrontation pale and glassy-eyed, whispering only, “They offered me a bun… and I tasted purpose.”
In the meantime, the Army continues to deny any long-term issues with food service, stating in a prepared press release that “soldiers have access to a variety of nutritious options and remain mission ready.” The release was served with a side of ketchup packets and a warning not to ask about dinner.
About the Author:
J. Coffee is a veteran food operations specialist and lead contributor to Aerial Resupply Coffee’s After Action Review series, where he covers the intersection of caffeine, morale, and military absurdity.
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